Happy New Year--Keep Your Spam Mail to Yourself!
I wish I could take credit for this--but alas! Someone else beat me to it! Dear Friends, As we move closer to the end of another year I wanted > > to thank you for all the e-mails you have forwarded to me over the past > > year. I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat > > shit in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge > > with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to wipe the > > top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any > > savings because I gave it all to a sick girl who is about to die in the > > hospital for the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive > > the $15,000 that Bill Gates and Microsoft are sending me for > > participating in their special email programs. Or from the senior bank > > clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split seven million dollars with me > > for pretending to be a long lost relative of a custom...