Dumb Dane #1



Although not the dumbest in Denmark. To be fair. But this is the picture that she posted shouting out condolences regarding  the passing of Mandela.

Someone help me. Please.

farvel,
the lab

Perhaps I'll continue my Dumb - Ass Dane series. You're welcome to email me your suggestions.


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